Archive for the 'Stupid Internet Things' Category

Yo ho ho and a bottle o’ milk

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

Yar! Fearsome Freya, scourge o’ the seven seas, was first t’be celebratin’ Talk Like A Pirate Day. And her dear old Da was not up late, wastin’ time tartin’ ‘er up in some land lubber’s fancy of a pirate costume. No sir, the scurvy dog just couldn’t sleep.
The mangy sea-cats were darn’ lucky they wasn’t [...]

Avast! Talk Like A Pirate Day is tomorrow!

Monday, September 18th, 2006

Official Site:
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
Beginners Guide:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cKCkbWDGwE
Justicle will be posting exclusively in pirate-ish tomorrow - stay tuned.

…and now for something completely different.

Monday, July 17th, 2006

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/

New Cool Honda Ad

Saturday, March 11th, 2006

http://www.honda.co.uk/civic
There’s a little bit of flash to wade through. Click the “watch” option at the bottom to see the ad.
It worked on me - I damn well want one now.

Google Video VS The Suckage

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

Despite the avalanche of critism, I think Google Video is good for something.
Funny cat videos for instance.

Sexiest. Backflip. Ever.

Wednesday, January 11th, 2006

Intel ad from Apple
To quote Slashdot:
I felt something, a disturbance in the network, as if a million mac zealots cried out in horror and were suddenly silenced.

Gaming in 2010 on Wired.com

Wednesday, January 11th, 2006

I almost died laughing. Here’s a teaser:
Meanwhile, Nintendo has once again drawn controversy by announcing that its upcoming console, the Nintendo Apocalypse, will lack any sort of game controller whatsoever. Instead, you will direct the onscreen action by grabbing a household pet by the front legs and “making it do a little dance.”

wired.com

I want this guy’s job.

Tuesday, December 6th, 2005

http://www.detonationfilms.com/BSUV2.htm
Awesome!

It’s The Future, Part 4

Friday, November 4th, 2005

When you post something on your blog and it gets published in real media.
Subject change - Does anyone know if my use of “It’s” in “It’s The Future” is correct?

Folks, please check carefully before you get your funky chinese tattoo

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005

http://www.hanzismatter.com/2004/10/crazy-diarrhea.html
Oh dear - not exactly what you want tattooed near your butt.
And another:http://www.hanzismatter.com/2005/08/hand-warmer-and-air-conditioner.html