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If a picture is worth a thousand words, then a BBC documentary on the subject must be worth billions.
This was filmed in 1983, and features one of the great masters of the age, Hung I Hsiang. Due to YouTube’s restrictions, its broken into four 10 minute parts (search YouTube for the rest).

I’m pretty sure that an incorrect response to a wailing child in the middle of Broadway Target is:
Will you please stop crying, I’m sick of you. This was supposed to be a nice day out and you’ve ruined it.
This was calmly delivered from a well-dressed Mother to an 5-6 year old boy. I tell ya, [...]

The other weekend lil’ Freya Lily figured out another way to make Mum and Dad lavish her with cuddles and attention:
Hello, Freya!